Just for laughs!

#42
Two statisticians are in an elevator, one intraverted, one extraverted. How can you tell them apart.

The extraverted one is staring at the intraverted's shoes.
 

noetsi

Fortran must die
#52
lol
The initial I threw me till I remembered the square root of a negative number was I

I 8[ate] the whole pie...

since sigma is the whole [summation] of a sequence. :p

I would like to actually have this one.



This reminds me of a previous post on this thread :)

 

Dason

Ambassador to the humans
#54
A statistician is at the doctor's office, waiting to hear his test results. The doctor walks in and says "I'm afraid you have Type I diabetes."

The statistician says "That's a relief, I thought I had diabetes!"
 

Dason

Ambassador to the humans
#55
Not as much a statistics joke as it is a programming joke but I think most of us can relate:

99 little bugs in the code
99 bugs in the code
patch one down, compile it around
117 bugs in the code
 

srd

New Member
#60
lol
The initial I threw me till I remembered the square root of a negative number was I

I 8[ate] the whole pie...

since sigma is the whole [summation] of a sequence. :p

I would like to actually have this one.



This reminds me of a previous post on this thread :)

Ah! nice mug!