# Just for laughs!

#### hlsmith

##### Not a robit
Two statisticians are in an elevator, one intraverted, one extraverted. How can you tell them apart.

The extraverted one is staring at the intraverted's shoes.

#### hlsmith

##### Not a robit
"The difference between us and the machines is that we bury our dead", Kyle Reese.

#### mlangosch

##### New Member
An SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It walks over and asks "may I join you?"

#### trinker

##### ggplot2orBust
I saw this and it made me chuckle...

#### noetsi

##### Fortran must die
I have a strange sense of humor...

#### noetsi

##### Fortran must die
lol
The initial I threw me till I remembered the square root of a negative number was I

I 8[ate] the whole pie...

since sigma is the whole [summation] of a sequence.

I would like to actually have this one.

This reminds me of a previous post on this thread

#### Dason

I think the translation should be: i 8 sum pi

#### Dason

A statistician is at the doctor's office, waiting to hear his test results. The doctor walks in and says "I'm afraid you have Type I diabetes."

The statistician says "That's a relief, I thought I had diabetes!"

#### Dason

Not as much a statistics joke as it is a programming joke but I think most of us can relate:

99 little bugs in the code
99 bugs in the code
patch one down, compile it around
117 bugs in the code

#### noetsi

##### Fortran must die
I would just give up with 99 bugs in the code. Or give it to our DBA....

#### Dason

I would just give up with 99 bugs in the code. Or give it to our DBA....
You've clearly never worked with LaTeX. You can mess up one small thing and suddenly when you compile it looks like everything is going to explode.

#### srd

##### New Member
lol
The initial I threw me till I remembered the square root of a negative number was I

I 8[ate] the whole pie...

since sigma is the whole [summation] of a sequence.

I would like to actually have this one.

This reminds me of a previous post on this thread

Ah! nice mug!