Function seems broken to me. Here is the output I would have expected:
Code:
person person person
name "Trinker" "Dason" "bryangoodrich"
awesomeness "lacking" [URL="http://xkcd.com/207/"]"A(g64,g64)"[/URL] "mind blowing!"
profession "velociraptor" "Raptor Hunter" "Data Master"
status "Evil" "Happily Married" "Single"