This is a statistics forum so we should all be shooting for (unbiased) "Minimum Variance Contributor".
Well that depends. Economists, some of them, argue increased variance is useful because 1) it offers increased choice and 2) permits better evaluation of the choices taken. But then since I was an organizational theory researcher it is not hard to imagine what I think of economic analysis

(for those that don't know researchers in organizational theory/behavior constantly take pot shots at economists for philisophical, methodological, and practical reasons. Economists just ignore org theory types).